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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control, and at times, hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

To the woman who just stole the $365 chinese zodiac figurine, do you not remember handing over all of your information to me 10 minutes before you walked out of the store to exchange an item? Guess who’s in trouble? You! You’re in trouble.

comedycentral:

Watch it uncensored here.


But is it enough?

But is it enough?

simsgonewrong:

I had a great caption for this but iDump’d it

simsgonewrong:

I had a great caption for this but iDump’d it

beastjpg:

abbyinparadise:

exam:

in a scale from 1 to “i love the beatles” how boring are you?

it’s not like the beatles created the revolution that spawned every fucking thing you listen to on the radio or anything

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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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Emma Stone attends the Charles James: Beyond Fashion” Costume Institute Gala (May 5, 2014)

Emma Stone attends the Charles James: Beyond Fashion” Costume Institute Gala (May 5, 2014)

fleurbot:

um why go to Dash Con when u could go to

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